Let's be honest: the only reason guests scarf down their salad is because they're starving. They thought they'd have enough time to grab a snack before the wedding, but of course they were running late. Then the ceremony is delayed by something – be honest with yourself, this is bound to happen – and before they know it, they're hangry sweating in their seats.

On your big day, why not GO BIG wear jewelry that's as much of a statement, as your love for each other?

Chevron, for any confused readers, is not just a gas station:

You moved to Southern California to be close to the avocado trees. You feel insulted when the guy at Chipotle asks if you want guac on your burrito. "Yes, I know it's extra, now pile it on!" You know that your abuela's family recipe is the best, and make it by the pound. If this is you, here are 9 ways to serve avocados on your wedding day—the ripe way!

So guys, your wedding day's coming up, but you don't exactly want to wear your dad's old penny loafers? Here's a list of some alternative footwear you can rock on your big day: