So you threw a series of epic parties and forgot to write your vows. Rush to the altar and don't worry, because we've got you covered.
I think I'm still drunk from last night, but here goes nothing...
I pledge my love to you.
I knew we were meant to be together after we did the secret handshake for the first time.
You're the smartest person I ever met.
And you have a great heart. Remember that ONE time your sorority did community service?
Even though we aren't really Greek, we both look great in a toga...
And out of one.
I'll never forget how you looked at me when I arrived at the Pan-Hellenic Mixer.
And when you held my hair after I drank too much Jungle Juice, I knew we were connected.
So what if everyone made fun of me for dating the oldest guy on campus?
Sometimes it takes more than 4 years to figure out what you want to do.
And if you need to throw water balloons off of the roof of the frat house to find yourself, so be it!
I can't WAIT to throw a house party with you!