You used the Internet to find your mate, why not sign on to Bridalville.com and use it to find your wedding vows?

His:

I didn't think people actually met online until my friends made an account for me after I got dumped and wouldn't stop crying.

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I'll admit...I only went along at first because I thought all the girls online were easy.

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Then I came across your profile. You had the cutest selfie of all!

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I knew you were the one when you didn't have "not like other girls" written on your profile. That's how I knew you weren't like other girls.

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Thanks for seeing past that picture of me in the fedora. I was going through a Don Draper phase.

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Even though you didn't have Fight Club listed as one of your top movies, we make a great pair.

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I'm so glad we both swiped right.

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Hers:

When I saw your shirtless mirror selfie, I thought you might just be a douche.

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But I'm glad I took a chance on indulging in my more superficial side.

When I first started online dating, I thought all I'd be doing was uploading my messages onto feminist Tumblr pages.

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Thank you for sending a pickup line that was appropriately cheesy.

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Sorry I chickened out when you suggested we meet IRL.

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And thanks for agreeing to tell my family that when we DID finally meet, it was at a bar.

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Even though I knew you weren't completely being honest with me when I said I love Stevie Nicks and you said you were a huge fan of HIS work.

We were only a 50% match, but I'm 100% sure we were meant to be.

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