I honestly never thought this would work out.  When I heard that you lived all the way in Santa Monica, I knew we were doomed.  But even the 405 freeway couldn’t keep us apart.

 

Image Source: funny-pictures.picphotos.net  

I love you so much that I actually want to share my mantra with you. 

Image Source: Tumblr 

You’ve stuck by me through thick and thin… even when my racist emails got leaked.

Image Source: ifcked.com 

I promise never to stop at the Cupcake ATM when you’re on a cleanse.  Luckily, there’s an organic pressed juice ATM right next door. 

Image Source: bgr.com 

I vow to never zone out when you pitch me a screenplay idea.

Image Source: filmmakeriq.com 

Thank you for letting me use my headshot for our Save the Date cards.

Image Source: imgarcade.com 

I promise to stick by you, even if a botched plastic surgery makes you look like Bruce Jenner.

Image Source: dlisted.com 

I vow to get over my fear of the ocean (it’s so dirty) and actually make it to one of your Muscle Beach workouts.

Image Source: uturncrossfit.com 

I promise not to bring our children to Coachella until they’re 30.

Image Source: amazonaws.com

I vow to never skip our daily Runyon Canyon hike, even if I’m in labor.

Image Source: momtastic.com 

You’re going to be the perfect first wife.  I can’t wait to spend the next 5-6 years with you. 

Image Source: idolator.com