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Your bridesmaids are all wearing their hot pink novelty sashes. Your plastic tiara is bobby pinned in place. You’ve been drinking mimosas since dawn, and you’re ready to paint the town red before you get dressed all in white. It’s bachelorette party time!
But what about all the penises???? And for the ladies marrying ladies, the vaginas and breasts?!
It’s a known fact that if you don’t spend half the night goofing around with genitalia-themed items in all forms, your bachelorette party is pretty much a bust (no pun intended).
So lucky for you, we’ve found 11 products to make sure your last night as a single woman is the best night of your life.
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Penis straws are the staple of any good bachelorette party. Just make sure your bridesmaids don’t fight over who gets the purple one!
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Save the pink bat to use on your wedding night. Your husband will LOVE it. We promise!
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Because bachelorettes and their bridesmaids aren’t nearly loud or annoying enough.
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Please make this unfortunately spotted dog the mascot of your bachelorette party. He’d look so CUTE in a novelty “He put a ring on it” t-shirt!
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Be warned: this game is only truly funny after your third round of tequila shots.
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It is truly amazing how the adult cake industry has been able to turn traditional wedding vows into sexy suggestions.
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To be served in a Parmesan cream sauce. Meatballs optional.
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To be perfectly honest, this penis shaped vodka luge is an architectural wonder.
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Everyone’s favorite childhood beach game has returned for your bachelorette party. Have fun trying to play this in a crowded bar!
And for the ladies marrying ladies…
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Let’s be real, nobody’s drinking iced tea out of that thing.
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Granted, this edible naked lady looks like she’d be more at home at a surgeon’s graduation party.
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Crafty bridesmaids can knit a pair to keep the bride-to-be warm before the wedding night.
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Make sure that everyone at Drag Bingo Night knows that you’re with the best bridal party ever.
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It’s the pearl detail that really classes up this labia necklace.
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Just take your time and savor these varied vaginas.
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Because nothing says “lifetime of commitment” like naughty baked goods!
Now that you’re acquainted with the weird and wonderful world of novelty genitalia, you’ll have lots to practice on before a lifetime of wedded bliss.
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