For most people, talking with their in-laws can be a bit awkward, and adding alcohol into the equation is like playing a game of Russian roulette. Secrets are revealed, compliments become flirty, and questions you think are innocent can get way too personal. Whether you’re sober, buzzed, or completely trashed, here are 10 things you should definitely keep from telling your in-laws:

1. I see where she gets her good looks.

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2. How much is your life insurance policy worth?

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3. Could you give me some Viagra for the honeymoon?

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4. I’m hyphenating my last name.

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5. Did you breastfeed him? Because he can’t seem to stay out of my bra.

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6. I hate your cooking.

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7. The South will rise again!

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8. You should get Botox.

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9. Do you do everything together?

 

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10. By the way, she’s pregnant.

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