Trust us, marriage is already hard enough. If you want to start off on a  good note don't include these statements in your wedding vows.

1. “I remember when we first met. You looked so beautiful passed out on our friend’s lawn.”

Your honeymoon is supposed to be the BEST time of your life. Avoid these honeymoon fails when booking your trip!!!!

Some say honesty is the best policy...We disagree. Learn from these "Wedding Invitation Fails" if you want people to show up to your wedding!!

Even if the wedding band cancels at the last minute, use Spotify rather than THESE "bands."

1. Even the most scenic ditch