There's no such thing as a perfect wedding. From rainstorms to sushi buffet food poisoning, there are outside forces working together that could ruin what's supposed to be the best day of your life.

Assembling the best and brightest team of bridesmaids from your collection of college roommates, high school BFFs, co-workers, and one weird cousin is an important task.

Now that you've narrowed down your list of would-be bridesmaids, how are you going to pop the question?

Here are 9 ways you shouldn't ask:

Tinder is the known as the "guilty pleasure" of dating apps. It's fun to swipe through when you're looking for a casual fling, but you can't find anything serious on there, right?

Wrong! Since its release in 2012, over 1,000 proposals have occurred because of Tinder. That's some surprisingly decent odds for a free app that's best used for passing time while you're waiting in line.

To help you sort your way through an endless supply of matches, here are 9 signs that your Tinder match is actually marriage material:

You may have recently heard about Brooklyn's "Adult Preschool," where hipster 30-somethings are paying hundreds of dollars to finger paint and participate in show and tell:

If you're about to get married, chances are your Best Man already has the location of several strip clubs programmed into his GPS.

But for an epic bachelor party, you're going to need a little bit more than a fist full of single dollar bills.

These 10 things will guarantee you a legendary night: