If You Are: Sir and Lady Binge-a-Lot 

Ask For: A Game of Thrones "The Houses of Westeros" Poster ($35)

With the sheer number of storylines occurring in Westeros and numerous new characters entering and dying off exiting, who can keep track of it all? You can, with the help of this gorgeous, limited edition "Houses of Westeros" poster created by Nike brand designer Darrin Crescenzi. It's his minimalist interpretation of the "sigils" (symbols) of the many Houses of Westeros as corporate logos. It’s perfect to display your love of GoT and quiz yourself about the House signs and will give you plenty to do once you get back from your honeymoon. (Or, depending on how obsessed you are, ON your honeymoon). Sure, everyone remembers the Lannister lion and Baratheon stag, but you’d have the upper hand when it comes to the Greyjoy golden kraken!

If You Are: In the Fellowship of the Rings

Ask For: A Lord of the Rings Collector’s Chess Set ($495)

You’ve played chess, but never like this. With each piece carved to resemble a specific character and a map of Middle Earth underneath the players, you and your opponent/beloved can literally take the fates of Frodo, Sam, and the rest of the Fellowship in your hands. After all, as Gandalf says: “The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.” Just be sure to strike a truce after the board is put away.

If You Are: Potterphiles

Ask For: The Entire Harry Potter book series, signed by J.K. Rowling ($16,000)

I ask you this, would true Gryffindors be embarrassed to register for this item? No. It’s your wedding, your registry, what’s in your room of requirement? If Hermione wouldn’t be ashamed (and she wouldn’t!), why should you? You’ll be Moaning Myrtles when you open them up, I guarantee it.