When you think about pie, do your eyes light up like a hungry cartoon who’s just noticed that dessert cooling in a windowsill?

Your bridesmaids are all wearing their hot pink novelty sashes. Your plastic tiara is bobby pinned in place. You’ve been drinking mimosas since dawn, and you’re ready to paint the town red before you get dressed all in white. It’s bachelorette party time!

But what about all the penises????  And for the ladies marrying ladies, the vaginas and breasts?!

Wearing white on your wedding day didn’t really become a thing till Queen Victoria wore a white lace gown to marry Prince Albert in 1840. Then, in the 1920s, the fashion industry claimed that brides who didn’t wear white on their wedding day weren’t pure.  

Let’s start some new wedding trends and bring the color back to bridal gowns!  Shall we start by going back to black?  We’ve discovered 13 brides who are subverting tradition and totally rocking it in their black gowns. 

Do you dream of doughnuts?  Seriously considering a jelly-filled glazed wedding cake? Then you might want to check out Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon.  It’s the only doughnut shop that also doubles as a Wedding Chapel.

Television is littered with wedding-based reality shows—and they’re hard to resist.  Even single people can’t look away from the stunning cakes, tearful fathers, and omnipresent DRAMA.  Admit it: you’ve been caught watching TLC in the afternoon, crying as that spoiled bride finally walks down the aisle.

If you’re wedding show-obsessed (like us) and need an excuse to drink (like us), we’ve devised the perfect drinking game for you. 

The ‘80s were a decade of conservative politics and questionable fashion choices, and yet ‘80s-themed weddings are totally on trend in 2015.  (Note to brides: weddings don’t have to reflect the decade you were born in, OK? xoxo) 

We’ve found 13 ridiculous wedding dresses that will make you forget all about that cassette tape centerpiece you were dying to DIY.

Unless you’re a member of the Addams Family, the idea of getting married in a cemetery is kind of creepy.   A graveyard wedding conjures up visions of tombstone lined aisles and un-dead groomsmen. 

You love the idea of a vintage wedding, but it’s so overdone.  Practically every bridal magazine has sections on how to plan the perfect Gatsby wedding or Mad Men style reception.  How’s a vintage lover supposed to stay original?  

We’ve compiled a list of Vintage Themes that, when really committed to, are sure to be remembered for decades to come.

Do lilies make you sneeze? Afraid you’ll prick your finger on a thorn? Have a feud going on with your local florist? Here are ten flower-free bouquets to keep your hands busy while you tie the knot.

1. Vintage Brooch Bouquet

Your wedding is all about celebrating the things that make you and your partner uniquely you. But sometimes, Grandma Enid just won’t understand if your bridal party is composed of Bronies. 

Here are ten items to bestow upon your bridal party that honor your chosen fandoms without confusing and alienating your family.

The holidays can be one of the most romantic times of the year. But if you’re anticipating a wedding proposal, you might be constantly asking yourself, “Could this magic moment be THE magic moment??” Here are nine instances where it would be totally understandable for a woman to think she was being proposed to…even though she wasn’t.

Your wedding is all about celebrating the things that make you and your partner uniquely you. But sometimes, Grandma Enid just won’t understand if your bridal party is composed of Bronies. 

Here are ten items to bestow upon your bridal party that honor your chosen fandoms without confusing and alienating your family.