Television is littered with wedding-based reality shows—and they’re hard to resist.  Even single people can’t look away from the stunning cakes, tearful fathers, and omnipresent DRAMA.  Admit it: you’ve been caught watching TLC in the afternoon, crying as that spoiled bride finally walks down the aisle.

If you’re wedding show-obsessed (like us) and need an excuse to drink (like us), we’ve devised the perfect drinking game for you. 

It’s really very simple. 

1. EVERY TIME: Someone cries.

YOU: Take a sip of champagne.

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2. EVERY TIME: There’s a close-up of the Mother of the Bride withholding her true feelings. 

YOU: Make yourself an Appletini. 

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3. EVERY TIME: The bride freaks out because her dress doesn’t fit anymore.  

YOU: Drink some water.  You don’t need any extra calories.

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4. EVERY TIME: Someone covers their mouth with their hands and gasps. 

YOU: Drink that champagne as fast as you can.  Let out a satisfying burp when you’re done.

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5. EVERY TIME: One of the show’s “experts” gives a sassy remark. 

YOU: Take a swig of your signature couple’s cocktail.

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6. EVERY TIME: The bride is younger than you are. 

YOU: Drink all the drinks.

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7. EVERY TIME: The bride has a “Bridezilla” style melt down.  

YOU: Treat yourself to some tequila.

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8. EVERY TIME: Someone calls the bride “quirky” or “unique.”

YOU: Roll your eyes as you drop a shot glass into a pint of beer.

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9. EVERY TIME: A bridesmaid says something passive aggressive or throws the bride some shade. 

YOU: Take some whiskey from your secret flask and do not share.

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10. EVERY TIME: The wedding cake falls down. 

YOU: Let’s do this, cake flavored vodka.

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11. EVERY TIME: The phrase “fairy-tale” or “princess” is used to describe the wedding dress. 

YOU: Eat a cupcake. (Princesses don’t drink.)

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12. EVERY TIME: A bride tries on a dress that is twenty-four times your monthly rent.

YOU: Crack open a PBR.

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13. EVERY TIME: The wedding has a cute photo booth.

YOU: Take a selfie as you take a shot.

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After you’ve played this drinking game, you’ll never look at weddings the same way again! (Because you’ll probably be passed out on the couch!)

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