Keys to pulling it off:
First off, make sure the door of the church is LOCKED during the ceremony. That way, the guy who slept with your mother can only get into the church via a weird balcony. He’ll be behind glass, so make sure he pounds EXTRA LOUD when he tries to get your attention.
Do lilies make you sneeze? Afraid you’ll prick your finger on a thorn? Have a feud going on with your local florist? Here are ten flower-free bouquets to keep your hands busy while you tie the knot.
There’s a long-standing joke that people in the know (Wedding Planners, Wedding Singers, etc.) can determine how long a couple will stay together based on the song they choose for their first dance. (Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries picked Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” Is there ANY better example?)
We’ve compiled a list of ten favorite “first dance” songs and what each selection REALLY says about the bride and groom to be.
Are you getting married during the most wonderful time of the year?
Then read our list (and check it twice) of ten tips for planning a perfect holiday wedding.
1. Craigslist rabbi.
2. Hip reverend who only preaches through righteous guitar solos.
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