There's no such thing as a perfect wedding. From rainstorms to sushi buffet food poisoning, there are outside forces working together that could ruin what's supposed to be the best day of your life.

Too busy building up a sweat and pounding protein shakes to come up with your vows? Good thing the staff at Bridalville doesn't work out... we had all the time in the world to write these vows for you!

Assembling the best and brightest team of bridesmaids from your collection of college roommates, high school BFFs, co-workers, and one weird cousin is an important task.

Now that you've narrowed down your list of would-be bridesmaids, how are you going to pop the question?

Here are 9 ways you shouldn't ask:

When you're a gamer, you can't put down the controls for a minute—even if that means letting those wedding vows fall by the wayside. Luckily, we've got the perfect vows for you, Player 1 and Player 2!

You've picked out your cardstock and color palettes, the envelopes have been addressed, and the decorative bow has been tied.

Here comes the hard part: these invitations are for the people who AREN'T invited to your wedding. How do you tell your distant relatives and frenemies that they didn't make the cut?