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HIM:

We go together like Toretto and Letty.

With you in my life, I feel cooler than Ryan Gosling in Drive (which is nearly impossible...)

You make my heartbeat go from 0-60 in 3.5...

You're so fine, you could be on the cover of Low Rider magazine:

HER:

I love the way you drop it low:

Like the lanyard hanging out of your pocket, you're always by my side:

And you never judge me, even when I use my car as my private crying booth:

Like a '65 Mustang, I promise to cherish you until the day I die:

Now let's get out of here. You drive.

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