Are you the kind of couple that fell in love in a darkened theater and only speaks to each other in movie quotes? If you're too busy re-watching the 35 mm print of Citizen Kane to write your vows, we've got you covered.

About to say "I Do" to someone who you're only used to talking to via Skype? Here are some wedding vows to help pledge your long-distance love:

Having a quickie Vegas wedding? We've got you covered... for your vows, at least.

I honestly never thought this would work out.  When I heard that you lived all the way in Santa Monica, I knew we were doomed.  But even the 405 freeway couldn’t keep us apart.

Hers:

I was the down and out girl next door from the wrong side of the tracks, with a well-meaning but sad sack dad and a sainted mom who died of a horrible yet vague disease when I was five. By the time high school rolled around, I was a freaky geek – just another suburban casualty, shrouding her emotions and scoliosis stoop in gender-neutral black Goth clothes.