Congratulations! You’ve been chosen to be the Maid of Honor for your BFF’s wedding!

Have you started planning the bridal shower yet?

Bridal showers aren’t just about the catering and the presents… people are going to be coming to this thing expecting to play games! Since your idea of a great party game is “Pin the Junk on the Hunk,” we figured we’d better stop you from suggesting even more questionable games.

Here are 7 bridal shower games you should never make your guests play:

1. “Who’s Slept With Who?” Bingo

 Like it or not, a bridal shower is not a group therapy session. Even though the bride’s grandma will be thrilled that you’ll be playing her favorite game, this is one version of Bingo that is best left to college kids looking for a drinking game.

2. Bridal Shower Ribbon Hat

 

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For this popular bridal shower game, all you need to do is save the bride’s leftover gift-wrappings, attach them to a hat and make her wear it for the rest of the day! And you thought watching paint dry was a blast and a half.

 3. Wedding Night Pictionary

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Save this one for the bachelorette party, unless you really want to learn about “pegging” from the groom’s great Aunt Betty.

4. Rank the Bridesmaids

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Skip this game and just rank the bridesmaids in your burn book when you get home later.

 5. Divorce Bets

 

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It’s not actually true that 50% of marriages end in divorce, but now is not the time to start taking bets… even if you know you saw him leaving a male strip club last week.

6. Toilet Paper Wedding Dress

 

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Some ladies like to get drunk on mimosas and cover each other in toilet paper. If that’s your kink… great! But the rest of us don’t need to see it.

7. Questionable Questionnaire

The only thing the bride will learn from this questionnaire is that no one is paying enough attention to her.

Stay away from these 7 nightmare games and you’re a long way towards making sure the only tears cried at your BFF’s shower are ones of joy, not boredom.