1. Parole officer, even if you do think of him as family.

2. Risqué 70s Cover Band, Sly and the Family Bone.

3. The tamale guy-- his rate was ridiculous.

4. Enough singles for a whole table -- it's just too depressing.

5. Your bachelor uncle -- give that bastard a few cocktails and a microphone, and pretty soon everyone knows about the time he peed in a cup, told you it was a slightly warm beer... and you drank it.

6. Boss who offered to pay for your honeymoon -- he could be in adjoining suite.

7. Representatives of the onsite casino.

8. Aunt who hates Baptists for some reason.

9. The wedding planner from a previous marriage.

10. Well I guess none of my friends because you have to have your sophomore roommate who you never even talk to anymore… I’m sorry can you give us a moment?